Yo mama so stupid she got stabbed in a shoot out.

Yo mama so fat that when she stepped outside everyone thought there was an eclipse.

Yo mama so fat she got her own magnetic poles.

Yo mama has a wooden leg with a kickstand on it.

Yo mama so old she knew Burger King when he was still a prince.

Yo mama so ugly she made an onion cry.

Yo momma sooo poor that i saw her kicking a can down the street, so i asked her what she was doing,

and she said movin.

Yo mama so fat when they used her underwear elastic for bungee jumping, they hit the ground.

Yo mama so nasty she made speed stick slow down.

Yo mama so ugly we have to tie a steak around your neck so the dog will play with her!