yo mama is so fat she went on a elevator


she pressed up it went down

Yo mama so fat when she stepped into the Atlantic ocean, the Titanic rose back up.

Yo mama so fat she got to pull down her pants to get into her pockets

Yo mama so stupid that she thought Boyz II Men was a day care center.

Yo mama is like a bus. Shes big, doesnt smell very good, and its only $1.00 to ride!

Yo mama so flat shes jealous of a piece of paper!

Yo mama so fat when she lies on the beach no one else gets sun!

Yo mama so fat she got smaller fat women orbiting around her.

Yo momma so fat that she robbed a bank and got stuck in the vault door.

Yo mama so fat she influences the tides.