This (Blonde) fellow is looking to buy a saw to cut down some

trees in his backyard. He goes to a chainsaw shop and asks about

various chainsaws.



The dealer tells him, Look, I have a lot of models, but why

dont you save yourself a lot of time and aggravation and get

the top-of- the-line model. This chainsaw will cut a hundred

cords of wood for you in one day.



So, the man takes the chainsaw home and begins working on the

trees.After cutting for several hours and only cutting two

cords, he decides to quit. He thinks there is something wrong

with the chainsaw. How can I cut for hours and only cut two

cords? the man asks himself. I will begin first thing in the

morning and cut all day, the man tells himself.



So, the next morning the man gets up at 4 am in the morning and

cuts and cuts, and cuts till nightfall, and still he only

manages to cut five cords.



The man is convinced this is a bad saw. The dealer told me it

would cut one hundred cords of wood in a day, no problem. I will

take this saw back to the dealer, the man says to himself.



The very next day the man brings the saw back to the dealer and

explains the problem. The dealer, baffled by the mans claim,

removes the chainsaw from the case. The dealer says, Hmm, it

looks fine.



Then the dealer starts the chainsaw, to which the man

responds, Whats that noise?