A
blonde suspected that her boyfriend was cheating on
her, so she bought a gun. She went to his apartment
that same day, with the pistol in hand. Sure enough,
when she opened the door, she found her boyfriend in
the arms of a redhead. Overcome with grief, she put
the gun to the side of her head. Her boyfriend screamed,
“Honey, don’t do it…”
The blonde yelled back, “Shut up! You’re
next!”