A man walks into a resteraunt and orders a bowl of chili. The waitress tells him that the man in the next booth ordered the last one. He joins the man, sees he has a full bowl and asks can I have your chili? the man says sure. The man starts eating until he comes to the bottom of the bowl and sees a dead mouse. He vomits into the bowl, the other man says – yeah, I did the same thing.

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