A man was seated next to a stiff-looking Baptist minister on a flight to Wichita. After the plane was airborne, the flight attendant came around for drink orders. The man asked for a whiskey and soda, which he got. The attendant then asked the minister if he would also like a drink.

The minister replied in disgust, Id rather be savagely raped by a brazen whore than let liquor touch these lips.



The man then handed his drink back to the attendant and said, I didnt know there was a choice.