Old and New Jokes

HUNCHBACKS WIFE: Im getting worried about that back of yours. It looks really awful. Perhaps you should see a doctor. Eventually, after a lot of persuasion the Huchback goes to the doctor.



DOCTOR: I want you to get undressed. ( Hunchback removes jacket then stops)



HUNCHBACK: I dont like getting undressed.



DOCTOR: If you want me to examine your back youll have to get undressed. ( Hunchback removes his shirt but leaves his vest on.)



HUNCHBACK: I dont like showing people my back. They always laugh at me.



DOCTOR: Do you want me to examine your back or not? ( Very reluctantly the hunchback removes his vest ( woollen undergarment in UK ))



DOCTOR: How long is it since you were at school?



HUNCHBACK: Over 30 years. Why?



DOCTOR: Did you ever wonder what happened to your backpack