A man wants to buy a pet for his girlfriend for Christmas, so he goes to a pet shop…
Hello, I was thinking of buying a pet for my girlfriend.
You came to the right place. How about a parrot?
I dont know, I was thinking of a more romantic animal.
It is not just a parrot. It is a singing parrot. He sings three different Christmas songs. LEt me show you.
The pet shop worker raises the parrots right foot and lights a match under it. The parrot sings, We wish you a Merry Christmas, we wish.. The match is then removed. He then lights a match under the left foot. Dashing through the snow in a one horse opeen sleigh… The match is then removed.
The man enthusiastically says, Thats really neat. Let me hear the third song.
The pet shop worker then puts a lit match between the parrots legs. Chestnuts roasting on an open fire..
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Jan
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