This guy was walking in town and he walks by a sign that said Climb The Ladder To Success, Only $2.

So he said I will do it.

So, he climbs the ladder and part way up he sees a hot girl and says Maybe they will get hotter as I get further.

So he climbs higher and he sees a hotter girl and says the same thing.

He sees another hot girl and says I will go higher.

So he goes higher and he sees a big fat hairy biker and the biker says Hi, Im Sess.