Bill Clinton is walking around in the White House when he stumbles upon a very old lamp. He picks it up and rubs it. Within seconds, a genie pops out

I will grant you but one wish the genie says.



Clinton thinks it over, and says, I wish for peace in the middle east.



Where is that? the genie asks.



Clinton pulls out a map and points to the mid-east.



Are you kidding? Do you have any idea how long theyve been fighting over there? Theres no way I can stop that! Pick another wish instead.



Clinton thinks it over and says, I wish that the American people wouldnt make fun of me and my wife, and that I will be remembered as the best President of all time.





The genie says, Let me see that map again.