At a gynecologists convention Dr. Goldfinger began to read his paper on The Variation of the Clitoris.

One of the most unusual cases I ever came across, he told his audience, was a clitoris that had a close resemblance to a watermelon.

Dr. Goldfinger was interrupted by another doctor, who said that he might have been examining an enlarged organ but to compare it to a watermelon would indeed be frivolous.

Goldfinger stared him down and replied: I wasnt referring to size but to taste.