Old and New Jokes

Sick of writing C/Pascal/Ada? This is probably enough to make COBOL
programming very attractive:

An ad in Tuesdays Australian, back page, right-hand column:
(copied without permission)

BANKING EXPR NOT NECESSARY
(4)COBOL PROGS…….To 434K++
Low Interest Loans
19 Day Month

With this sort of income, banking experience would soon be obtained.

Brad Broom
brad@uqcspe.oz

PS: Anyone got a good COBOL textbook theyd like to part with?