Yo mamas so fat, when she turns around they throw her a welcome back party.

Yo mammas so fat she needs a watch on both arms because she covers two time zones.

Yo mammas so fat her clothes have stretch marks.

Yo mammas so fat she had her ears pierced by harpoon.

Yo mama is so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the bathroom scale.

yo mama so nasty… cows with mad cow disease run from her..

Yo moma is so old she knew the Great Wall of China when it was just ok

Yo momma is so nasty she got fired from the sperm bank for drinking on the job

yo momma so fat….that when she sat on a bus she made 4 taxis

YO Mamma so ugly she had phone sex an got sued by AT&T for rape…..

Yo Mama is so fat that when she went to the beach a bunch of whales came up and started singing we are family!

Yo mama so tan she looks black.

Yo mama got one eye and one leg, they call her (ihop).

Yo Mamas so old she was there to flip the switch when god said let there be light

Yo mamas teeth are so yellow i cant believe its not butter

Yo Mammas so poor when I walked up to your house and rang the door bell, she stuck her head out the window and said ding dong.

Your Mommas so black she got counted absent at night school.

Yo Mama so fat she sat on a dollar and made 4 quarters.

your mama so fat that when she wanted a water bed, they had to put a cover over the Atlantic Ocean.

yo mamas so skinny she can hula hoop through a cheerio

yo mamas just like aol everyone gets on her

yo mama so fat, when she dive into the ocean, there is a tsunami warning out!!

yo mama so fat she sat on the toilet and it said 123 abc get yo fat ass off of me.

yo mama so fat she sat on a tractor and made it a pick-up truck.

yo mama so fat when she get on da elevator it says next stop hell

yo mama so stupid she studied for a blood test.

yo mama so old when i slapped her on the back her titty came off

yo momma so fat the back of her neck like a pack of hot dogs

yo mamma so fat she make a whale look bulemic

Yo mama so ugly she got beat up by her imaginary friends