15
Apr

Communist Quiz (Not Who won the F.A. cup?)

ME? A GREAT LEADER?

ME, START A VANGUARD PARTY TO LEAD THE WORKING CLASS TO
REVOLUTION? YOU MUST BE KIDDING!

JUST IMAGINE BEING A RESPECTED AND BELOVED FATHERLY LEADER UNDER WHOSE
WISE GUIDANCE THE REVOLUTIONARY MASSES WILL FORGE AHEAD DAILY WITH THE
FIERY ZEAL OF A SPEED-UP CAMPAIGN!!!!

Over the past few years, Party Builders Associates has aided countless
individuals and groups to form vanguard parties intelligently tailored
to their own needs. These people are now leading creative, happy lives
fighting one another. What weve done for others, we can do for you.
A few minutes filling out the following questionnaire may be the best
investment youll ever make. Your answers will enable Party Builders
Associates, preserving strict confidentiality, to work out a party
program that is JUST RIGHT for you and your friends.
And now, heres the questionnaire. We advise using a pencil, since these
are by no means easy questions, and your party will not be able to alter
the positions taken here without seriously damaging your credibility
among the workers.

1) The Russian Revolution turned away from socialism in:
[] (a) 1917
[] (b) 1927
[] (c) 1953
[] (d) 1957
[] (e) It hasnt yet, but my group will be the first to denounce it when it does

2) Black people are:
[] (a) A nation
[] (b) A nation of a new type
[] (c) A super-exploited sector of the working class
[] (d) Petit-bourgeois
[] (e) A colony
[] (f) Please send me more information about this controversial group

3) The main danger facing the workers vanguard in the present epoch is:
[] (a) Right opportunism
[] (b) Left sectarianism
[] (c) Right opportunism masking as left sectarianism
[] (d) My parents
[] (e) Other (please specify)

4) Rather than focus on narrow economic issues, my party will offer a
cultural critique of life in advanced capitalist countries. The following
are signs of capitalist decadence:
[] (a) Feminism
[] (b) Trotskyism
[] (c) Pornographic movies
[] (d) Recent price increases in pornographic movies
[] (e) Other (please give exact details)

5) I would like to include the following in the title of my party:
[] (a) Labor
[] (b) Workers
[] (c) Revolutionary
[] (d) Socialist
[] (e) Communist
[] (f) Vanguard
[] (g) Progressive
[] (h) October(November)
[] (i) United
[] (j) International
[] (k) World
[] (l) Movement
[] (m) M
[] (n) L
[] (o) All of the above

[reprinted from The Fifth Estate, Detroit, MI, whatever the hell that is]
[ Reputedly now defunct ]

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