Old and New Jokes

1. If you do a good job and work hard, you may get a job with a better company someday. 2. Its only unethical if you get caught. 3. The light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off due to budget cuts. 4. We put the k in kwality 5. If something doesnt feel right, youre not feeling the right thing. 6. Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity! 7. A person who smiles in the face of adversity probably has a scapegoat. 8. ABANDON ALL HOPE, ALL YE WHO ENTER HERE. 9. We make great money! We have great benefits! We do no work! We are union members! 10. 2 days without a Human Rights Violation! 11. Your job is still better than asking You want fries with that? 12. If at first you dont succeed, try management. 13. At least youre not being rectally probed by aliens. 14. Never quit until you have another job.