Computer Language

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… every morning is the dawn of a new error.
Cannot find REALITY.SYS … Universe halted
COFFEE.EXE missing – insert cup and press any key.
Buy a Pentium 586/90 so you can reboot faster.
Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes.
Computers are not intelligent. They only think they are.
My software never has bugs. It just develops random features.
Best file compression utility around: DEL *.* = 100% compression.
The definition of an upgrade: Take old bugs out, put new ones in.
BREAKFAST.COM halted … Cereal Port not Responding.
C:Bad command or file name: Go stand in the corner.
Why doesnit DOS ever say EXCELLENT command or filename?
… File not found. Should I fake it (Y/N)
Ethernet (n). something used to catch the Etherbunny.
An error? Impossible! My modem is error correcting.
CONGRESS.SYS Corrupted. Re-boot Washington D.C. (Y/N)
SENILE.COM found … Out of Memory
Whois General Failure and why is he reading my hard drive?
RAM disk is not an installation procedure.
Shell to DOS … Come in DOS … do you copy? Shell to DOS
All computers wait at the same speed.
Press CTRL-ALT-DEL to continue.
ASCII stupid question, get a stupid ANSI

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