Cool Bumper Stickers!

1) God is my co-pilot, but the Devil is my bombardier.

2) I dont have a license to kill. I have a learners permit.

3) I wasnt born a bitch. Men like you made me this way.

4) Keep honking while I reload.

5) Taxation WITH representation isnt so hot, either!

6) Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change.

7) 5 days/week my body is a temple. The other two, its an amusement park.

8) EARTH FIRST! Well stripmine the other planets later.

9) Your child may be an honor student but youre still an idiot.

10) If you drink, dont park. Accidents cause people.

11) If you can read this, I can hit my brakes and sue you.

12) Save the whales! Trade them for valuable prizes.

13) My wife complains I never listen to her…or something like that.

14) Sure you can trust the government! Just ask a Native American!

15) If we are what we eat; Im cheap, fast, and easy.

16) Stop repeat offenders. Dont re-elect them!

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