Taught by women, for men. 101
Combating Stupidity 102
You Too Can Do Housework 103
P.M.S. – Learning When To Keep Your Mouth Shut 104
How To Fill An Ice Cube Tray 105
We Do Not Want Sleazy Underthings for Christmas –
Give Us Money 106
Understanding the Female Response To You Coming In Drunk
At 4 AM 107
Wonderful Laundry Techniques
(Formerly Dont Wash My Silks) 108
Parenting – No, It Doesnt End With Conception 109
Get a Life – Learn How To Cook 110
How Not To Act Like a Butthead When You Are Obviously Wrong 111
Spelling – Even You Can Get It Right 112
Understanding Your Financial Incompetence 113
You – The Weaker Sex 114
Reasons To Give Flowers 115
How To Stay Awake After 116
Why It Is Unacceptable To Relieve Yourself
Anywhere But the Bathroom 117
Garbage – Getting It To the Curb 118A
You Can Fall Asleep Without It If You Really Try 118B
The Morning Dilemma – If Its Awake, Take a Shower 119
The Weekend and Sports Are Not Synonymous 120
How To Put The Toilet Seat Down 121
How To Go Shopping With Your Mate and Not Get Lost 122
The Remote Control – Overcoming Your Dependency 123
Helpful Postural Hints For Couch Potatoes 124
How Not To Act Younger Than Your Children 125
You Too Can Be a Designated Driver 126
Honest, You Dont Look Like Mel Gibson, Especially When Naked 127
Changing Your Underwear – It Really Works 128
The Attainable Goal – Omitting %@#*! From Your Vocabulary 129
Fluffing the Blankets After Farting is Not Necessary 130
Real Men Ask For Directions 131
How To Take Illness Like a Man