An old cowboy, dressed in cowboy shirt, hat, jeans, spurs and chaps went to a bar, sat down, and ordered a drink. As he was sipping his whiskey, a young lady sat down next to him. After she ordered her drink she turned to the cowboy and asked him, Are you a real cowboy?

To which he replied, Well, Ive spent my whole life on the ranch herding cows, breaking horses, and mending fences … so I guess I am.

After a short while, he asked her what she was. She replied, Ive never been on a ranch so Im not a cowboy, but I am a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think of women. When I eat, shower, watch TV – everything seems to make me think of women.

A short while later she left and the cowboy ordered another drink. A couple sat down next to him and asked, Are you a real cowboy?

To which he replied, I always thought I was, but I just found out that Im a lesbian.