An Amish man named Samuel was injured when he and his horse were struck by a car at an intersection. Samuel sued the driver of the car. In court, he was cross-examined by the drivers lawyer:

Lawyer: Samuel, youve told us all about your injuries. However, according to the accident report, you told the investigating officer at the scene that you werent injured at all, isnt that true?

Samuel: Well … let me explain.

Lawyer: Go right ahead (thinking he now had the plaintiff on the ropes). Please tell the jury.

Samuel: When the officer arrived at the scene, he first looked upon my fallen horse. Finding him injured, the officer said to me, Looks like he has a broken leg, and then he took out his weapon and shot my horse dead. Then the officer came up me and asked me how I was doing.

Of course, I immediately replied, Im OK!