Cross-Eyed Dog

A man took his Rottweiler to the vet and said to him, My dogs cross-eyed. Is there anything you can do for it?

Well, said the vet lets have a look at him The vet picks the dog up by the ears and has a good look at its eyes.

Well, says the vet Im going to have to put him down.

Just because hes cross-eyed? says the man.

No, because hes heavy, says the vet.

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