A woman was complaining to her neighbor that she suspected her husband was cheating on her because he always came home at extremely late hours.

The neighbor said, Dear, try what I did. One night, when my husband came home at 3 a.m. I called out, Is that you Jeffrey? He never came home late again.



Thats rediculous! Just calling his name made him stop? replied the neighbor with disbelief.



You dont understand. replied the lady, My husbands name is Thomas.