Damn Blanket

A man and a woman who are strangers find themselves in the same sleeping carriage of a train. They both go to sleep, the man on the top bunk, the woman on the lower.

In the middle of the night the man leans over, wakes the woman and says, Im sorry to bother you, but Im awfully cold and I was wondering if you could possibly get me another blanket?

The woman leans out and, with a glint in her eye, says, I have a better idea! Just for tonight, lets pretend were married.

The man is thrilled at the idea, so the woman says, Good…Now go get your own damn blanket!

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