One day a twelve-year-old walks into a whorehouse dragging a dead frog on a string behind him. He slaps a hundred-dollar bill on the counter and says, I want one of your women.

The madam looks at him and says, Dont you think youre a bit young for that?

He slaps another hundred on the counter and says, I want one of your women.

The madam says, Okay have a seat, shell be down in about twenty minutes.

He slaps another hundred on the counter and says, She has to have active herpes.

The madam starts to sputter and asks why, but he slaps another hundred on the counter and says, Active herpes.

She responds, Okay have a seat – itll be about ten minutes. Ten minutes later, a woman comes out, they go upstairs (dragging this dead frog) and do their deal.

As hes leaving, the madam asks him, Okay why did you want someone with active herpes?

The kid replies, When I get home, Im going to screw the baby sitter. And when mom and dad get home, dad will take the baby sitter home and screw her on the way. And when he gets back, he and mom are going to go upstairs and screw. And tomorrow morning after dad goes to work, the milkman will come in and mom will screw him.

And hes the bastard that ran over my frog.