Old and New Jokes

When I was in jr. high, all I wanted was a girl with large breasts.



In high school, I dated a girl with large breasts, but there was no passion. So I decided I needed a passionate girl.



In college, I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional. Everything was an emergency, she cried all the time. So I decided I needed a girl with some stability.



I found a very stable girl, but she was boring. She never got excited about anything. So I decided I needed a girl with some excitement.



I found an exciting girl, but I couldnt keep up with her. She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything. She was directionless. So I decided to find a girl with some ambition.

After college, I found an ambitious girl and married her. She was so ambitious, she divorced me and took everything I owned.



Now all I want is a girl with large breasts!