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Dictionary of Dating

Attraction
The act of associating horniness with a particular person.
Love at first sight
What occurs when two extremely horny, but not
entirely choosy people meet.
Dating
The process of spending enormous amounts of money, time, and
energy to
get better acquainted with a person whom you dont especially like in the
present and will learn to like a lot less in the future.
Birth control
Avoiding pregnancy through such tactics as swallowing special
pills, inserting a diaphram, using a condom, and dating repulsive men.
Easy
A term used to describe a woman who has the sexual morals of a man.
Eye contact
A method utilized by a single woman to communicate to a man
that she is interested in him. Despite being advised to do so, many woman
have difficulty looking a man directly in the eyes, not necessarily due to
the shyness, but usually due to the fact that a womans eyes are not located
in her chest.
Friend
A member of the opposite sex in your acquaintance who has some
flaw which makes sleeping with him/her totally unappealing.
Indifference
A womans feeling towards a man, which is interpreted to by the man
as playing hard to get.
Interesting
A word a man uses to describe a woman who lets
him do all the talking.
Irritating habit
What the endearing little qualities that initially
attract two people to each other turn into after a few months together.
Law of relativity
How attractive a given person appears to be is
directly proportionate to how unattractive your date is.
Nymphomaniac
A mans term for a woman who wants to have sex more often than he does.
Sober
A condition in which it is almost impossible to fall in love

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