… that the husbands of the ten best-dressed women are never on the list of the ten best-dressed men?
… that health clubs advertising on TV never show people who look like they need to be there?
… that the older you get, the better an athlete you used to be?
… that the phone will not ring for the first 15 minutes of the day unless youre late; if youre late, it will ring continuously until you arrive?
… that a boring person is never hoarse?
… that the waiter who hovered over your table before you were ready to go to order is nowhere to be seen when youre ready for the cheque?