Diet cola

Two blondes decided
to split a can of Diet cola. One blonde opened the can, and poured half
the contents into her own glass, and half into her friends glass. Before
tossing the can, she stopped to read the nutritional information on the
"Only one calorie per can," she read aloud.
"Hmm," murmured the other blonde. "I wonder which glass
has the calorie?"

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