Dirty talking at the bridge table

Overheard at the bridge table:

Lay down and lets see what youve got.

Ive got strength but no length.

Take your hand off my trick!

You jumped me twice when you didnt have the strength for one raise.

Now its time for me to play with your husband and you can play with mine.

I have to protect my honour now.

Well, I guess well go home now. This is the last rubber.

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