Divine Intervention

Two guys out hunting and they just shot a deer. As theyre walking up to it, the one hunter says, Man. Do I have to take a dump. So, the other hunter says, While I start gutting the deer, why dont you take a dump next to them bushes.

Good idea, be right back.

So the guy walks over next to some bushes and squats down.

Meanwhile his buddy slices open the deer and throws the guts over his shoulder, landing them next to his buddy, unbeknownst to him.

About an hour later, the guy gutting the deer says to his friend, Hey, you okay?

The guy taking a dump says, Well, I took a shit over in the bushes like you told me, and I shit my guts out. BUT, with a sharp stick and a little of gods luck, I got them all back in!

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