An extremely obese man shows up at his doctors office and claims that hes tried every possible way to lose weight, to no avail. So the doctor proposes a radical diet: rectal feeding. Reassuring the fattie that he wont starve to death, the doctor explains that he can actually take in enough nutrients through the rectal walls to sustain life, but that hes sure to lose weight in the process.
Three weeks later the patient comes in for a follow-up appointment, and hes down from 360 to a trim 175 pounds. The doctor shows him into his office and asks him how hes feeling, noticing that hes bouncing up and down in his seat quite energetically. Im feeling great, doc; never felt better is the reply.
In that case, why are you bouncing up and down like that? asked the doctor.
Just chewing some gum!
25
Jun
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- Batchelor party pranks (part 1)
- Nuns in Transylvania (adult)
- More Your Mommas
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- Bombed Outta My Head
- The Pope on a plane doinc crossword puzzle
- Try Landing This! (off. to blondes)
- Dressing Up to Go Out
- Punny week – The old man and the hound
- Why didnt the engineer ever leave the all you can eat joint?
- The Difference Between Men and Women
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