A veterinarian got a phone call at midnight one night.

The woman on the other end of the phone said, My wee puppy is together with the dog from next door and I cant get them apart.

The vet asked her if she tried throwing a bucket of water on them.

She said Yes, but it didnt work.

He said, Did you try hitting them with a broom.

She said, Yes, but that didnt work either.

He then said, Well Maam heres what you do. Hang up. Ill call you back. When the phone rings, they will separate.

She said, Do you really think that will work?

He said, Well it just did for me!