Dont Work Because…

10. They cant garnish what you dont make.

9. Your life no longer compares to those annoying Dilbert cartoons.

8. Chance to meet exotic male dancers in unemployment line (and do the Full Monte)

7. Sleep all night . . . Sleep all day!

6. Much like a Carnival cruise, every day is a holiday!

5. If you push its buttons the wrong way, the remote wont cry sexual harassment.

4. Underwear and a pair of Birkenstocks becomes your Professional Attire.

3. Re-runs of Chips only shown during regular working hours.

2. It really pisses off the in-laws.

1. The only glass ceiling shell be complaining about is the mirror over your bed!

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