A man walked out into the street in New York, and managed to flag down a taxi just driving by.
He got into the taxi, and the cabbie said, Perfect timing. Youre just like Dave.
The passenger said, Who?
The cabbie said, Dave Bronson. Now theres a guy who did everything right. Like my coming along just when you needed a cab. It would have happened like that to Dave.
The rider said, Well, nobodys perfect.
The cabbie said, Dave was. He was a terrific athlete. He could have gone on the pro tour in golf. He could have played tennis with the best pros. He sang like an opera baritone, and danced like a Broadway star. He had a memory like a trap. Could remember everybodys birthday. He could fix anything, not like me. If I change even a fuse, I black out the whole neighborhood.
The rider said, No wonder you remember him.
The cabbie said, Well, no I never actually met Dave.
The rider asked, Then how do you know so much about him?
The cabbie exclaimed, I married his widow!
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Oct
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