Southern Bumper Stickers…

=> The sex was so good that even the neighbors had a cigarette. => I dont suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it. => Some people are alive only because its illegal to kill them. => I used to have a handle on life, but it broke. => WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship. => Youre just jealous because the voices only talk to me. => BEER: Its not just for breakfast anymore. => I got a gun for my wife, best trade I ever made. => So youre a feminist…Isnt that cute! => Im just driving this way to piss you off. => Keep honking, Im reloading. => As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools. => I took an IQ test and the results were negative. => Always remember youre unique, just like everyone else. => Very funny, Scotty. Now beam down my clothes