25
May
The newlyweds were undressing, and the wife examined her disrobing husband closely for the first time: Gee, those are funny-looking knees.
Well, explained the husband, when I was a little boy, I caught neasles.
You mean measles, countered the wife.
No, neasles!
Then she looked at his feet and asked why his toes were all out of shape.
When I was young, he said, I had tolio!
The wife quipped, I just hope you didnt have smallcox.