Dread diseases (adult)

The newlyweds were undressing, and the wife examined her disrobing husband closely for the first time: Gee, those are funny-looking knees.

Well, explained the husband, when I was a little boy, I caught neasles.

You mean measles, countered the wife.

No, neasles!

Then she looked at his feet and asked why his toes were all out of shape.

When I was young, he said, I had tolio!

The wife quipped, I just hope you didnt have smallcox.

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