29
Apr
A drunken sailor on liberty got into a big mud puddle in the street and was looking for something there.
Soon two other sailors came over and asked him: Hey, bud, what are you looking for?
You better give me a hand, men, said the drunk.
The new arrivals walked into the puddle too and set about searching something unknown. At last the first drunk got out of the puddle and exclaimed: Ive found it!
What did you find?
The shore! he exclaimed.