Drunk Test

A drunk is refused a drink in a bar, so he undertakes to prove to the barman that he is sober.

He gestures toward a cat near the doorway and says, You see that cat coming in the door? It has two eyes. If I were drunk, Id see four!

The bartender looks, then pauses a moment. Finally he responds, Youre drunker than I thought!, taking the rest of the alcohol away, That cat isnt coming in, its going out!

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