Lets face it, there are a lot of dumb people out there. Sometimes you want to express how stupid they really are and heres how…An intellect rivaled only by garden tools.As smart as bait.Chimneys clogged.Doesnt have all his dogs on one leash.Doesnt know much, bot leads the league in nostril hair.Elevator doesnt go all the way to the top floor.Forgot to pay his brain bill.Her sewing machines out of thread.His antenna doesnt pick up all the channels.His belt doesnt go through all the loops.If he had another brain, it would be lonely.Missing a few buttons on his remote control.No grain in the silo.Proof that evolution CAN go in reverse.Receiver is off the hook.He has less going on upstairs than a one story house.Several nuts short of a full pouch.Skylight leaks a little.Slinkys kinked.Surfing in Nebraska.Too much yardage between the goal posts.A few clowns short of a circus.A few fries short of a Happy Meal.An experiment in Artificial Stupidity.A few beers short of a six-pack.Dumber than a box of hair.A few peas short of a casserole.Doesnt have all his corn flakes in one box.The wheels spinning, but the hamsters dead.One Fruit Loop shy of a full bowl.One taco short of a combination plate.A few feathers short of a whole duck.All foam, no beer.The cheese slid off his cracker.Warning: Objects in mirror are dumber than they appear.Couldnt pour piss out of a boot with instructions on the heel.He fell out of the stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down.Not the sharpest knife in the drawer.The lights are on, but nobodys home.24 cents short of a quarter.A few bricks shy of a full load.