In the spirit of all those who are not here please raise your hand, the following memo came across my screen yesterday. Thought Id share.

P.S. identifying characteristics have been removed to protect the wet green slime thats threatening me … um, I mean the innocent.

Please let me know via e-mail if the Education Council minutes that I sent this morning were readable.

I have had a faculty member tell me that the message that he received was missing some of the text. If yours was missing some text, let me know and I will send it again.

Thanks.

Actually, mine WAS missing text. I didnt see anything at all about my generous pay raise or any expressions of remorse over the death of my pet slug Reginald.