Element:MAN
Symbol:Xy
Common Name(s):Varies anywhere from John to !@#$&*!
Atomic Weight:180 +/- 100
Physical Properties:Solid at room temperature but easily gets bent out of shape. Fairly dense and sometimes flaky. Difficult to find a pure sample. Due to rust, aging samples are unable to conduct electricity as easily as young, fresh samples.
Chemical Properties:Attempts to bond with Wo (element Woman) any chance it can get. Also, tends to form strong bonds with itself. Becomes explosive when mixed with Kd (element Kid) for a prolonged period of time. Pretty basic. Neutralize by saturating with alcohol.
Usage:None really, except methane production. Good samples are able to produce large quantities on command.
Caution:In the absence of Wo, this element rapidly decomposes and begins to smell.
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Additional Jokes From "General / Unsorted"
- Speeding (an inspirational story)
- SEEK AND SAVE
- Why do Tuna swim in schools?
- License Plate
- Dress for Success
- Top ten things you dont want to hear from a gas station attendant
- Roberts Rules of Computer Order
- Snob test
- Youe mammas so fat
- The facelift
- Marraige Day Blues
- LETS GO GIRLS !
- Joke from SNL
- Workplace humor (adult themes)
- 3 Short Star Trek QA Jokes about Borg Forwarded from another list. You may have to be a fan of the show to understand them. No offense to any Borg out there.