Q: What do you know when you see three elephants walking down the street wearing pink sweatshirts?

A: Theyre all on the same team.

Q: How do you know if theres an elephant in bed with you?

A: She has a big E on her pajama jacket pocket.

Q: Why wont they allow elephants in public swimming pools?

A: Because they might let down their trunks.

Q. Why do elephants have four feet? A. Because lady elephants have big twats.

Q: What do elephants use for tampons?

A: Sheep.

Q: What do elephants use for condoms?

A: Snakes.

Q: What do elephants use for vibrators?

A: Epileptic pigmies.

Q: Why do elephants have long trunks?

A: Cos sheep dont have strings.

Q: How do you know when an elephant has its period?

A: There is a quarter on your dresser and your mattress is missing.

Q: What is an elephants sex organ?

A: His foot… If he steps on you youre FUCKED!

Q: What do you call any elephant who is an expert on skin disorders?

A: A pachydermatologist.

Q: How do you stop an elephant from charging?

A: Take away his credit card.

Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant with a hooker?

A: A two-ton pickup.

Q: What did the female elephant say during sex?

A: Can I be on top this time?

Q: What did the elephant say to the nude man?

A: Cute, but can you breathe through it?