10
May

Endangered species

(This joke comes from folk musician Art Thieme, who told it at a
University of Chicago Folk festival)

A ranger was walking through the forest and encountered a hunter
with a rifle and a dead loon.

What in the world do you think youre doing? Dont you know that
the loon is an endangered bird?

Instead of answering, the hunter showed the ranger a trunk containing
12 more dead loons.

What on earth are you going to do with 13 dead loons? the
ranger asked.

My family eats them.

Well, what does a loon taste like?

Oh, somewhere between an American Bald Eagle and a Trumpeter Swan…

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