English Subtitles Made in Hong Kong

Heres a list of actual English subtitles used in films made in Hong Kong.

I am damn unsatisfied to be killed in this way.

Fatty, you with your thick face have hurt my instep.

Gun wounds again?

Same old rules: no eyes, no groin.

A normal person wouldnt steal pituitaries.

Damn, Ill burn you into a BBQ chicken!

Take my advice, or Ill spank you without pants.

Who gave you the nerve to get killed here?

Quiet or Ill blow your throat up.

You always use violence. I shouldve ordered glutinous rice chicken.

Ill fire aimlessly if you dont come out!

You daring lousy guy.

Beat him out of recognizable shape!

I have been scared shitless too much lately.

I got knife scars more than the number of your legs hair!

Beware! Your bones are going to be disconnected.

The bullets inside are very hot. Why do I feel so cold?

How can you use my intestines as a gift?

This will be of fine service for you, you bag of the scum. I am sure you
will not mind that I remove your manhoods and leave them out on the dessert
floor for your aunts to eat.

Yah-hah, evil spider woman! I have captured you by the short rabbits and
can now deliver you violently to your gynecologist for a thorough

Greetings, large black person. Let us not forget to form a team up
together and go into the country to inflict the pain of our karate feets on
some ass of the giant lizard person.

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