Eves suspicion

When Adam stayed out very late for a few nights, Eve became upset. You´re running around with other women, she told her mate.

Eve, honey, you´re being unreasonable, Adam responded. You know you´re the only woman on earth. The quarrel continued until Adam fell asleep, only to be awakened by a strange pain in his side. It was Eve poking him about the torso.

What do you think you´re doing? Adam demanded.

Counting your ribs, said Eve.

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