Crashing airplane joke: Lufthansa

Passengers on a Lufthansa flight heard this announcement from the captain: Ladies and Gentlemen, I am sorry to inform you that we have lost power to all of our engines and will shortly crash into the ocean

The passengers were obviously very worried about this situation but were somewhat comforted by the captains next announcement.

Ladies and Gentlemen, we at Lufthansa have prepared for such an emergency and we would now like you to rearrange your seating so that all the non-swimmers are on the left side of the plane and all the swimmers are on the right side of the plane

After this announcement all the pasengers rearranged their seating to comply with the captains request. Two minutes later the captain made a belly landing in the ocean.

The captain once again made an annoucement: Ladies and Gentlemen we have crashed into the ocean. All of the swimmers on the right side of the plane, open your emergency exits and quickly swim away from the plane. For all of the non-swimmers on the left side of plane… THANK YOU FOR FLYING LUFTHANSA!

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