Three women are about to be executed. Ones a brunette, ones a redhead, and ones a blonde.
The guard brings the brunette forward and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She says no and the executioner shouts, Ready!…Aim!! …
Suddenly the brunette yells, EARTHQUAKE!!! Everyone is startled and looks around. She escapes.
The guard brings the redhead forward and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She say no and the executioner shouts, Ready! … Aim!!…
Suddenly the redhead yells, TORNADO!!! Everyone is startled and looks around. She escapes.
By now the blonde has it all figured out. The guard brings her forward and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She says no and the executioner shouts, Ready! … Aim!! …
…and the blonde yells, FIRE!!!
19
Apr
Additional Jokes From "Blonde"
- Blonde Horseback Riding
- Blond gettting a haircut
- Blonde quickies 101-120
- Blonde History Lesson.
- Lose Weight Fast! (adult)
- The phone call…
- The blonde bank robbers!
- Speeding Down the Freeway
- Blonde in a Lamborghini
- Question and answer blonde joke
- A blonde went to buy
- Mom Before Date
- Car Horn
- If Tarzan and Jane were blondes …
- The Geni