Facts of Life!

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Dont sweat the petty things, and dont pet the sweaty things.

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.

One nice thing about egotists: they dont talk about other people.

To be intoxicated is to feel sophisticated but not be able to say it.

Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.

The older you get, the better you realize you were.

I doubt, therefore I might be.

Age is a very high price to pay for maturity.

Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday.

Women like silent, they think theyre listening.

Men are from Earth. Women are from Earth. Deal with it.

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.

A fool and his money are soon partying.


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