Family Stress Test

As part of a seminar I recently attended on stress in the workplace,
I was given a packet which included a family stress test. Our family found
that all of the questions fell into what we considered the wuss category,
and generated our own family stress test:

Score 0 if the statement is never true, 1 if it is rarely true, 2 if
it is sometimes true, and 3 if it is always true.

1. ____ Conversations often begin with Put the gun down, and then we can

2. ____ The school principal has your number on speed-dial.

3. ____ The cat is on Valium.

4. ____ People have trouble understanding your kids, because they learned to
speak through clenched teeth.

5. ____ You are trying to get your four-year-old to switch to decaf.

6. ____ The number of jobs held down by family members exceeds the number
of people in the family.

7. ____ No one has time to wait for microwave TV dinners.

8. ____ Family meetings are often mediated by law enforcement officials.

9. ____ You have to check your kids day-timer to see if he can take out
the trash.

10.____ Maxwell House gives you industrial rates.


30 – a perfect score. Welcome to the neighborhood!

20-29 – You are doing reasonably well, but still have too little
going on in your life. Crank it up.

10-19 – You have mastered some of the aspects of the stress-filled
life, but still have a long way to go. Have you considered
a parallel career path?

0-9 – Enjoying all that extra time? What do you do anyway?

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