Old and New Jokes

During a political debate the politicians were asked to use the word fascinate in a sentence.

The first one, a democrat, came up with an answer right away. He said, One of my hobbies is painting, and no matter if I paint with water colors, or oils I always fascinate people with my work.



The second politician, the republican, said My grandfather was a magician, and when ever he performed a trick be it with cards, or hoops, or magic balls he would always fascinate us.



The third politician, an independent, said I dont know if I can do that.



The MC of the debate said, Go ahead take a couple of minutes then give it your best.



The third politician thought for a while then said, I know this gal, one time she went to the store to buy a new blouse. The blouse had ten buttons on it, but when she went to button it her boobs were so big that she could only fasten eight.